UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION NAME ___________________________________________________________________ Last First Middle Suffix Home Address ___________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________ Palm Springs Address ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Height _____ WEIGHT _____ Bust (if applicable) _____ Bench Press _________ Hair Color (Natural) __________ 1. Which of the following body types is nearest to yours? [circle one] mesomorph octomorph endomorph [please ask someone if you don't know what any of these words mean] 2. Which of the following best describe you? [circle one] jock bimbo blond bimbo 3. Personal bank account interest (u.s. and foreign) accrued this past fiscal year: $__________ 4. Are you a football player? If yes, please skip to the last line of this application. 5. What is the number of hired servants in your household?________ 6. What type of BMW do you drive? Year _____ Model_____ Accessories ______________________________________________ 7. List all of your personal major credit cards _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ 8. Estimate your parents' annual income (round off to the closest $50,000 - use exponents if necessary and if you know what they are) $___________ 9. Have you read a book this year? _____ If yes, why? ____________________________________________________________ 10. Have you ever held a job that your parents didn't get you? _______ If yes, why? ____________________________________________________________ 11. Name five of the United States (for instance, California, Florida, Illinois, New York, Texas). ____________________________________________________________ 12. What is your favorite sitcom? ______________________________________________ 13. What sports or gossip magazines do you read? ____________________________________________________________ 14. How to you spell U.S.C's nickname (which is "trojans")? ______________ 15. If you are selected to attend U.S.C., do you plan to graduate? ______ If yes, in how many years? 5____ 6____ 7____ 8____ 16. Have you ever taken a test on your own? _____ If yes, why? [please continue to the next page] Essay Questions Answer one (1) essay question. Take as much time as you need. You may have the assistance of your parents or tutor. If necessary, you may have someone read you the question and write your answer. However, do not exceed the space provided. 1) Have you ever spoken with someone who isn't white? Describe your experience. _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ 2) You are going to be stranded at a desert resort hotel for three weeks.You will be allowed to bring along only five of your family's servants. Which servants will you bring? Why? _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ 3) You are trapped in Barney's or Neiman Marcus for one hour with only $10,000. What will you buy? Why? _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ **************************************************************** Please enclose your high school transcript [your grades] and a recommendation by your coach or plastic surgeon, with an 8x10 glossy color photograph [of you]. Please submit a $2,500 deposit towards your application fee (the amount of which will be determined by how much the athletic department or a major fraternity or sorority wants you). Please sign below [ "x" is ok if you cannot write your name]. ________________________________________ Signature ________________________________________ Date
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