Our friend Mr. Jordan is a big fan of the dark meat McNuggets. However due to the increasing waist line of the average American and the fast decline in fast food customers. McDonalds has decided to only serve white meat nuggets. As if that makes it healthier. Here is his letter to McDonalds:
We appreciate the fact that you now have all-white meat chicken
McNuggets. However, we feel this is unfair for those of us who enjoyed
the moist and delicious flavor of the dark meat nuggets. I understand
that the recent attacks by Carl's Jr. and Jack In the Crack may have
persuaded you to take this marketing stance with there silly campaigns.
But Please! For the sake of humanity can you please at least offer a
deal with all-dark meat chicken McNuggets. I recently visited one of
your Santa Monica locations within walking distance of my office and
purchased the new chicken McNuggets, to my dismay...how do you say "they
sucked". I'm sorry to be so blunt, but they just aren't as moist and
tender as the beautiful dark meat I have grown to love and respect from
your establishment. Furthermore, I'm not sure if there is a racist
reason behind your all-white meat campaign. I don't want to go there,
but it's fairly obvious that Ronald, The Hamburgler, and the Fry Guys
Response from McDonalds within 24hrs of sending the email.